subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns
remember when niggas had they voicemail set up to sound like they answered the phone. like you call and it go “wassup” u start talkin and it say “sike nah this my voicemail” now u lookin dumb as hell like
The difference between period pains and getting kicked in the balls is that one is a compulsory monthly event and the other one is probably because you were being a dick.
accidentally stuttering while saying your snarky comeback
when you’re a two-dimensional dog just trying to have fun at a three-dimensional playground