Today in gym class we were doing major climbing and halfway up this girl freezes and goes “I CAN’T DO IT I CAN’T DO IT”
so some dude yells “MY AUNT SAID DAT AT HER WEDDIN’ BUT SHE MARRIED DAT FINE-ASS DOCTOR AND NOW SHE RICH AS HELL”
the girl did it. truly inspiring.
I should add that it was a shrimpy 5’1 Indian boy nobody had ever heard talk before who was apparently from the deep south.
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
bread is so fucking good man I could prob eat an entire bakery in 25 minutes or less
one of my favourite moments is when i’m sitting on a toilet completely drunk and i just smile and nod at myself in silence
I spend so much time alone behind my computer if I was ever falsely accused for a crime I would never have an alibi