anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:
Miranda Kerr got QUITE the surprise at Vanity Fair’s Oscars 2014 after party — a kiss from ex Orlando Bloom — during OUR interview!
She just looks so genuinely happy.
OMG Kerrbloom just get back together already :(
- Cute boy in class: can I have a piece of paper?
- Me: sure *hands him a marriage certificate*
Marry your best friend. Fooling around is fun, but life gets in the way and when it gets hard, you’d wanna be married to your best friend.
One of my customers (via assachusetts)
mirror mirror on the wall. sofa sofa over there. desk desk in that corner. im so glad im getting this home renovation
leo could be the only nominee in the category and he would still lose
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.